{"title":"Holiday Items","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate every occasion with unique, thoughtfully crafted products made using 3D printing, laser engraving, and UV printing. From personalized gifts and seasonal décor to custom keepsakes, find something special for every holiday and every celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"christmas-tree-ornament","title":"Christmas Tree Ornaments","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery Christmas tree has a story. Keep yours going with a one-of-a-kind ornament made from a real Christmas tree cutting and engraved with whatever you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is total customization. Names, dates, a favorite quote, an inside joke, a pet’s name, a hand-drawn design, your family crest, a logo, a photo-style portrait, a special place. If you can picture it, we can engrave it. Not sure where to start? Choose one of our festive designs, like Santa’s sleigh over a snowy pine forest, a vintage jolly Santa, or an ornate Merry Christmas tree, and we’ll add your personal touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal wood, truly one of a kind\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEach ornament is cut from genuine Christmas tree wood, so the bark edge, growth rings, and grain are different on every piece. We laser engrave your design with a crisp, lasting finish and attach a red satin ribbon so it’s ready to hang the moment it arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFamily keepsakes, a couple’s first Christmas, a new home or new baby, memorial tributes, teacher and coworker gifts, secret Santa and stocking stuffers, or starting a yearly ornament tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSelect your design option (or choose “Custom Design”), then type the exact text you’d like engraved in the personalization box. If you have your own artwork or idea, tell us in the notes or message us after checkout and we’ll work out the details with you. Please double-check spelling, because text is engraved exactly as entered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMaterial: real Christmas tree wood with natural bark edge\u003cbr\u003eSize: approx. 3-4 inches in diameter (varies slightly, since each is a natural cutting)\u003cbr\u003eThickness: approx. 1\/4 inch\u003cbr\u003eIncludes red ribbon hanger\u003cbr\u003eHandmade and engraved to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause each ornament is cut from real wood, color, grain, bark, and shape will vary, and the engraving will look slightly different on every piece. That’s part of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eKeep dry and store in a cool, dry place. Wrap in tissue between seasons to protect the bark edge. 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This layered wood ornament features a bare tree with a bright red cardinal perched on a branch, with the words “I Am Always With You” laser engraved in a mix of styles. A walnut-toned border frames the light birch center, and a red satin ribbon makes it ready to hang. Many people believe a cardinal visiting is a sign that a loved one is near, which makes this a thoughtful gift for anyone remembering someone special this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalize the Back\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe back of the ornament can be engraved with custom text of your choice, such as a name, a date, a short message, or a favorite saying. 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Browse the site, find a style you love, and enter the exact font name in the personalization box at checkout. If you don’t choose a font, your text will be engraved in a Christmas-style font selected by me, so it will look festive either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEach ornament is made from layered natural wood, with the cardinal cut separately and painted red. The design is laser engraved and cut, then finished with a red ribbon for hanging. 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Because nothing screams \"immersion\" like dead flora wrapped in a shiny red ribbon. Each disk is between 3\" and 4\" in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, permanent laser-etching. It will outlast your marriage, your credit score, and the collapse of the North American power grid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fine Print:\u003c\/b\u003e These items are entirely independent, transformative works of parody art inspired by popular dungeon-crawling litrpg tropes. They are not officially endorsed by, partnered with, or affiliated with any specific author or publisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eAdd it to your cart, crawler. Do it now. 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